When will the pain end?!
You beat me with the shovels that I
couldn't sell in your hardware store.
You told me that you loved me and that
you would give me another chance.
Oh no! Another customer just
backed out of a shovel-sale!!!

INTO MEMORIES

that you won't forget (unless you're a real dog) with Fido's
Memory-Enhancing Dog Food! Stop pimping & pumping
hoes when you can be an ambulance driver! That's
where the big bucks are! Ambulance driving!!! My
neighbor was one of those: more gay than a
picnic basket and now he's dead; died in
a Pygmy stampede when he was 47.