𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Dec 2024

I just heard a horrible hamster rumor about Richard Gere that made me puke for 12 minutes, but I know that Gere has never abused a hamster because he's only 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 gerbils.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Dec 2024

⛔️ Chicklet was quite the sassy, saucy dish ⛔️

When I was young I thunk Chicklet was quite the sassy, saucy dish:
double stitching ******, stripping for money, eating discounted fish
and majoring in alcoholics while imitating crapped-out Lillian Gish
******* on Easter portraits to the wall as that was her Easter wish.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Dec 2024

𝕊𝕦𝕫𝕪'𝕤 𝕊𝕚𝕜𝕙 ℂ𝕝𝕚𝕢𝕦𝕖

Friday's Suzy Berlinsky's ½-sad day & she is not glad on the week's
sixth fad day as chic chicas of her Sikh clique are whinish & meek.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Dec 2024

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It's the original sin that kills everyone who won't shut up. It ain't 34
bombs strapped to a nun or this hare-triggered Cuban machine gun.
My mind wanders like Cubans to the front of the free-cheese line or
like a Japanese back-transplant-surgery patient waiting for his spine
or like a kindly hippo with swollen ****** puking on a knotty pine.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Dec 2024

Of all the deads that one can be: dead drunk, dead tired, half dead, clinically dead, Spiritually dead, dead to the world; the worst dead is dead.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Dec 2024

Ｂａｒｂｉｅ　＆　Ｋｅｎ

“What's for supper?” I asked my mommy who often provided food.
“Garbage! Mounds of it!” She duly replied not even remotely rude.
“Holy Moses!” I moaned havin' recently had useless surgery again.
“Shut your cake hole!” Barked she harshly like Barbie does to Ken.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Dec 2024

ALVIN TOFFLER'S 𝑭𝑼𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑪𝑲

Sitting by the lake, taunting my "pet" gator with my
bare feet brought me to the attention of a doctor
who specializes in foot amputation. His name is Pete.