𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Dec 2024

A farmer looks at his wife's saggy ***** & says with disgust: "If those things worked I wouldn't need a cow" & so she looks at his crotch & says: "If that thing worked I wouldn't need your brother."

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Dec 2024

"Our world has sprouted a weird concept of security and a warped sense of morality. Weapons are sheltered like treasures and children are exposed to incineration." - Bertrand Russell

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Dec 2024

You removed your cold lips from mine in the coal mine making me mad, so I took off my wedding dress to make a baby with your dad.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Dec 2024

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Red is so great! It reminds me of pink as it is reminiscent of orange
the off-red color. I killed my sister because she married my brother,
if not for love, then it must have been for some stupid reason other.
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𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Dec 2024

[artificial monkeys]

DON'T JUST DON'T! Our romance was like an apple tree in an
avalanche with artificial monkeys in it. We kissed too soon at
your mother's funeral when everyone was watching us.
That's why I can never look at a dead crone
again with the same lust and desire.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Dec 2024

HOW TO PROTECT AN ELDERLY WOMAN FROM A **** BEACH ATTACK - Yank on her restraining collar: 1 tug for stop; 2 for sit. Place woman in wheel-chair. Turn around and depart.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Dec 2024

"What happened?" He asked groggily.

SHARPENING THE BUS DRIVER'S **** WARTS WITH A TUNA FISH SCALER - Dan tried being nice to the bus driver but it didn't take. Each day the driver would snarl when Dan offered to sharpen his **** warts until one day when the driver was having a fatal stroke or aneurism blow-out and needed immediate **** wart attention, or he would die. "Quickly! Remove the bus driver's bus pants! I'm going in now!" Dan exclaimed. "Okay!" A helpful passenger responded. After 1 hour, the bus driver was revived. "What happened?" He asked groggily. "We sharpened your **** warts with a tuna fish scaler!" Dan answered pridefully.