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TO HAVE VENEREAL DISEASE

was a popular picnic guest who never wiped her *** on the diving board because she was decent and thoughtful and taller than the average Walmart garden department assistant manager. But one day it happened: her wedding ring was lost forever in the raging waters of Niagara Falls while her husband was in Switzerland banging out an intercontinental cheese deal that would change Afghanistan forever.
Never nut your butter under bread, my little L nut, M nut, P nut or I will go away today to saw a deep, tree-cut into your cheap, free ****.

โ€œHoney, pass the crunchy peanut butter.โ€ ~ โ€œIf you think that you are going to get away with dragging my reeking *** back from Tennessee like the last abusive biker then you better get a brand new brand of dandruff shampoo for your 'fro 'cause I ain't no *****'s hillbilly chill-monkey!โ€ ~ โ€œWhat?โ€ ~ โ€œOh, nothing.โ€
~ Narelle Atkins' book Falling For the Farmer changed my outlook on farmers. I thought that they were all bloated, cow-****-stinking retardates married to toothless crones plagued with sub-clinical glandular abnormalities, syndromic mal-absorbtion complaints & chronic-fluid-retention problems. But, according to "Narelle," farmers can possess good qualities. Indeed, for any broad who'd choose to suffer with endometriosis forever rather than to roll in the hay with an analphabetic, sister-*******, tobacco-chawin' hayseed, this novel will plug (and clog) your barren ports tighter than a Cuban baseball. ยกViva Fidel y su hermano Raรบl mรกs la revoluciรณn de Irรกn! Come on masons: Hurry up & bury Luciferian Billy F. Graham as I can't hold my bowels much longer! Hurry up & plant the self-professed-demon-possessed Robin F. Williams as I won't contain this bladder much longer! Demanding queers demand that the perfectly-normal commonweal of Wisconsin change its inoffensive name to Wussconsin.
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Enough with the SCARS!
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