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𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Nov 2024

FACE THE FACT! We all have a little Mexican inside us. Oh no! There's a little Mexican inside me!!!

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Nov 2024

I numbered the lesbians just like they do in the hospital, 12 through 87. Now, take for example number 76. She's on the round side, low to the ground and copiously tattooed. That's why she's 76. Okay, the one marked 31 has freckles on her **** and thin limbs, so she's in the 30-plus class. It's not difficult when you think it through.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Nov 2024

WIKI: Timothy Alan Dorsey

(January 25, 1961 – November 26, 2023) was an American novelist. He is known for a series starring Serge A. Storms, a mentally disturbed vigilante anti-hero who rampages across Florida enforcing his own moral code against a variety of low-life criminals.

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𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Nov 2024

No, no, you got it all wrong! I said I wanted to fly in the middle of the jet plane: mid-jet, not ******.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Nov 2024

Little people, too little to be midgets, ride gerbils and hamsters and chinchillas. They scream like a Ninja. They ream you before they go in ya. They run down steps. They live out west.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Nov 2024

Can CHICKEN SOUP keep my ******* from exploding? Jesus! I don't even have a ******* but if I did, I'd eat chicken soup by the barrelful to keep her from blowing up.