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or you'll be late for your abortation at the abortuary! Okay, I just need to put on my abortation-friendly pants. They're pretty tight. Will you be able to even get an abortation with those on? I hope so. Why don't we do a dry run? I'll get the shop vac.
โ€œ๐—ฃ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐˜€ ๐—ฏ๐˜† ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ท๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ด๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ถ๐˜๐˜€ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐—ถ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฐ ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ถ๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ด๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ.โ€ -- ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—น๐—น, ๐™๐™๐™š ๐™Ž๐™˜๐™ž๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™›๐™ž๐™˜ ๐™Š๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ก๐™ค๐™ค๐™  (๐Ÿญ๐Ÿต๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿญ)

My bullet-proof love for you has overcome 3 ****** attempts that occurred last week when my ovulation cycle was at its post-menstrual peak. Now I'm ready to be impregnated by you for a small impregnation fee that offers double-your-money-back or the impregnation is free.
Boil my ***'s bottom in the fiery hobs of hatred that emanate from
you during the days when Venezuela's okay & everybody's cooking
with coal on open fires in Caracas, the city of tawny beauty queens.
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