Ordered the crippled ***-washer in an authoritative voice that made Tippy & Dotty flinch. "Okay! Climb down off their ***** already!" A nearby waitress barked. Later, after the floors were mopped, Dotty and the waitress became lesbian lovers big time.

In the movie Don Juan (1973): Bridgette Bardot held a lit cig 3'' from Jane Birkin's bare bush. It happened in a ***** yet no one died; no hairs were singed; no men were implicated; no courses were diverged; no plans were scotched; no blood was transfused...

Chablis is number 2 in wine
White is the cheapest of pine
Bauxite is the hardest to mine
Careful, Natashka, your fork's got a bent tine
Nylon screening comes with substandard spline
Prostrate yourself to digitize my spine
Let us sup as we communalistically dine
No one proceeds to ten without acknowledging nine
Though ivory be bright—ebony do shine
Alice Babette Toklas conceived Gerty F. Stein
Vitamin B17 renders cancer curably benign
Words long-neglected grow hard to define
Around a willing neck is strung a line;
  around the block: electronic soup line
If it be not yours—it be not mine

What's this Tammy? It's Nature Spirit dog food. I bought it at Walmart. It was on sale. Nature Spirit? Do our dogs like it? They sure do! Jeffrey finished his entire bowl in 4 minutes. Wow! What about Charles? Pretty much the same. Hey? Where are our 2 children: Kennedy and India? They're at school learning to reed and write. You spelled read wrong. I don't care.