Who knows what tomorrow will bring? But if you want your **** plumped and waxed there's no time like the present. Are you tired of working a million hours per day? Do you hate everybody? You need a good ****-plump and wax! I use the same method that made Joe Biden senile. It's fun and easy. 50%-off if you come in tomorrow. Hurry up or else!

I don't find myself, in bleached skin, hearkening back to bein' black
& living the life of Riley in West Bellaire's draftiest tar-paper shack
with Wonder Woman Lynda **** Carter scratching ****** my back
because the cleavage I got isn't as wondrous as her fantastical crack
that rides cabooses through Indore on an Indo-Euro fascistical track
over the impossible curvature of our shooting, masonical ball Earth
as it spins one thousand miles-per-hour at its fattest Equatorial girth