The tarot card reader said: "You're worried or somebody
else can be worried..." which means: anybody and
everybody in the world can be worried.

Make delicious dog food with your own dog food company!
Stop waiting in line for dog food! Just make it yourself with
your dog food company! Call now and get 30%-off!
[Never talk to your ex-wife again! Simply make her
eat dog food that you put poison in. Problem solved.]

Here, take this pain-reliever. It'll relieve your pain. Hold still
while I ******* this automatic sock-remover to your foot
like the rich people do. Don't move or it'll tear your toes off.