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SMALL-TITTED WOMEN MAKE THE BEST MURDERESSES!
"Oh my Lord! This man's been murdered by a small-titted
woman!" Sherlock Holmes exclaimed to which
doctor Watson retorted: "Yes, and by the looks
of this crude ******, she was a man with
an inflammatory-brain ailment."
Cody Smith  8h
You're still up to this? Posting everyday for nobody? What's the deal?

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 π˜‰π˜¦π˜³π˜­π˜ͺ𝘯𝘴𝘬𝘺  6h
You're still up to this? Posting everyday for nobody? What's the deal?

Cody Smith  2h
I don't post every day. You seem to hate everyone, that ***** for you.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 π˜‰π˜¦π˜³π˜­π˜ͺ𝘯𝘴𝘬𝘺  1h
I don't post every day. You seem to hate everyone, that ***** for you.
"Before you were born," said my uncle, "as fun-loving, adventure-seeking children we would sing, during the bus ride home through rural Pennsylvania: 'When your ***** hit the walls like Niagara Falls, it's a rupture. It's a rupture. When you fall off a cliff and your **** hits a stick, it's a rupture. It's a rupture.'”
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