All Floridians have experienced the horror of witnessing piles of dead neighbors killed by hurricanes accumulating on top of storm-drain grates only to see gangs of blood-thirsty alligators rip the corpses to pieces. It's a rite of passage. One story that tugged at my heart strings was that of Judy Martin, a fat teen with nothing to live for. It was a steamy-hot day as another mega-deadly hurricane sped towards Florida. "Hide Judy!" Her mother screamed as an alligator plucked her off the toilet. Later, after Judy was dug out from 900 tons of hurricane rubble, several deadly snakes bit her while she ate a doughnut. Fortunately, she's okay.

is an American heiress and investor. She is the daughter of Audrey Ruth and Forrest Mars, Sr., and the granddaughter of Frank C. Mars, founders of the American candy company Mars, Incorporated.

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Born: 1939 (age 85 years), United Kingdom
Net worth: 46.8 billion USD (2024) Forbes

Johnny & Gilbert desperately & secretly sought ***-change surgery to surprise each other. Friday Johnny (now known as Minnie) entered Gilbert's bedroom. “Look at me Gilly! I'm a real woman now!” Minnie exclaimed effeminately. “Me too!” Said Gil (now known as Pearl). “Let's have several dozen tons of lesbian-conceived babies through superficially **** *****-to-***** ******* & transfer!” Pearl proposed enthusiastically. “Hey guy, that sounds like a mega-reasonable plan to me,” Minnie replied as “her” wet girly ***** glistened like a ton of newly-fallen snow on a pink **** sports car.

Despite what historians write, Elvis did not record a cheerful album of songs to honor his grandmother who was eaten by cannibals in 1940. "She was a delicious woman with huge knockers," he said at a cannibal convention in 1962. Later, after the drugs wore off, Elvis realized his mistake and killed 4 people with a machete in a bowling alley.