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I'm totally lost in a fantasy world of your eternal love. Your kiss-
es are like soft rays of moon light illuminating my ****** in a
bowling alley. Your precious smile is brighter than 34 billion
candles on the bottom of Lake Erie 3 days after Halloween.
OUR **** HAWAIIAN ADVENTURE - We used busted banjos as surf boards to surf to safety after our boat sank in Hawaii 4 miles from Pygmy City. I had an asthma attack before strangling 5 dozen blue whales with my bare hands. We're going to be dining on whale liver for 10 years! Police men are **** when they're women pretending to be men: rolling in pig-****; eating lunch on balconies; plugging their butts with gerbils. Obesity is bad for fat people because they are already fat and they shouldn't have to deal with obesity on top of that. What have I learned as a gynecologist? Many things. Gynecology isn't just for dentists who like women. It's for men who enjoy big-game fishing and bowling-pin setting. It's for ex-lesbians with bullet scars on their butts. It's for Dairy Queen executives with syphilis. It's better than living in Pygmy City, but not as nice as having a neighbor who worships you like you're Jesus.
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Trothplight is an archaic word that means an engagement to be married or betrothal. It can also be used as a verb to mean to betroth, or as an adjective to mean betrothed. The word is a compound of the words troth and plight

Troth: Means faithfulness, truth, or promise. It also comes from a root meaning "firmness"

Plight means pledge
Why do gay people crave homosex so much? Why do homosexuals wear tight jeans and then bend over a lot in front of normal people in the breakfast cereal aisle at Sam's Club? What's up with that?
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