OUR **** HAWAIIAN ADVENTURE - We used busted banjos as surf boards to surf to safety after our boat sank in Hawaii 4 miles from Pygmy City. I had an asthma attack before strangling 5 dozen blue whales with my bare hands. We're going to be dining on whale liver for 10 years! Police men are **** when they're women pretending to be men: rolling in pig-****; eating lunch on balconies; plugging their butts with gerbils. Obesity is bad for fat people because they are already fat and they shouldn't have to deal with obesity on top of that. What have I learned as a gynecologist? Many things. Gynecology isn't just for dentists who like women. It's for men who enjoy big-game fishing and bowling-pin setting. It's for ex-lesbians with bullet scars on their butts. It's for Dairy Queen executives with syphilis. It's better than living in Pygmy City, but not as nice as having a neighbor who worships you like you're Jesus.

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Trothplight is an archaic word that means an engagement to be married or betrothal. It can also be used as a verb to mean to betroth, or as an adjective to mean betrothed. The word is a compound of the words troth and plight

Troth: Means faithfulness, truth, or promise. It also comes from a root meaning "firmness"

Plight means pledge

Why do gay people crave homosex so much? Why do homosexuals wear tight jeans and then bend over a lot in front of normal people in the breakfast cereal aisle at Sam's Club? What's up with that?

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A 15,000-year-old Kmart has been found under Walmart! It was a big surprise to Walmart's assistant garden department manager when he was taking a *** behind the dumpster and found portions of an ancient Kmart receipt poking up through the weeds. "I was just bleeding my lizard and all of a sudden I see a piece of paper from Kmart that was dated June 6 fifteen thousand years ago! I called my boyfriend over, who's a homosexual, and he verified what I just said and then we made passionate love in a greasy puddle for 10 minutes."

ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴄᴏɴꜰᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴡᴏᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴍᴀ
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𝐏𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐘 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐓 {𝐧𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧} 𝐧𝐮𝐳𝐳𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐮𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐥. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞. 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬. 𝐏𝐞𝐠 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 {𝐨𝐫 𝙛𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝  𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞} 𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐲, 𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.