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I woke up and there was a big horse's head in bed with me. It was just like in that Mafia movie. I skinned it and mixed it with noodles and cheese sauce. Pretty good, though not as good as mutilated monkey meat.
โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘ โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘ โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘ โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘ โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘ โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘ โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘ โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘ โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ”‚โ–ˆโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘โ–Œโ•‘
โ€œ๐—ฃ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐˜€ ๐—ฏ๐˜† ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ท๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ด๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ถ๐˜๐˜€ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐—ถ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฐ ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ถ๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ด๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ.โ€ -- ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—น๐—น, ๐™๐™๐™š ๐™Ž๐™˜๐™ž๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™›๐™ž๐™˜ ๐™Š๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ก๐™ค๐™ค๐™  (๐Ÿญ๐Ÿต๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿญ)

JOE BIDEN TOOK 10 TESTS PER DAY FOR 8 MONTHS TO PROVE THAT HE'S NOT SENILE (not even a little bit). Jill was there and so was Hunter, each of them witnessed how well Joe did. He answered all of the questions with ease. He's very sharp, like a spinal surgeon or a Subaru mechanic.
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