FREE POISON SNAKE! He has killed before and
he will **** again! Makes a great Christmas gift!

FREE DUMP TRUCK! Perfect for dumping. Needs rear axle.
Solid as Iraq. Not good for storing pudding in. Has ******-
Guard to protect ******. No need for extra fluffing.
Comes with lotion and rounded rods.

I MISS YOU like a wiener misses a bun; like a ***** misses
a white chick; like a democrat misses *******.