𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Oct 2024

█▓▒░🏡🔴🟤🔵 “Now I'll trace your pretty face,” Disney informed 𝓢𝓾𝔃𝔂 𝓑𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓴𝔂 just in case. 🟢‍🟡‍⚫⚪ ⚪ ⚪ ⚪ ➡️➡️➡️█▓▒░

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Oct 2024

HERE'S SOMETHING you don't hear every day: "That mother f*cker just shot me in the **** with a spear gun!"

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Oct 2024

ONE DAY we'll move to Katsina City and make a baby called Karl with a K and then we'll start a church and spell Christian with a K and then we'll mourn the demise of Kmart that's already spelled with a K.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Oct 2024

Suzy Berlinsky never hangs out with nudists.

Suzy wears sheer, lacy underthings. Suzy's got money
to burn! Suzy Q. Berlinsky's not your friend.

Here rises the below into the above teasing man nuggets & eyeballs
to tear the fabric of chastity & virginity at ****** laundries in malls
Here sinks the above into the below as a **** against Niagara Falls
who hoarsely engages in horse-play with horses in their horse stalls

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Oct 2024

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I DON'T KNOW, AND NEITHER DO YOU, SO STOP PRETENDING
because corporate guys in wide ties, ******* finger-pies, who live
lives of lies, are on the rise, and if Caesar was a ghetto rapper,
instead of saying: Et tu, Brute? when he was being stabbed
by Brutus, he would have said: Et tu, **** face?

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Oct 2024

spruce spring tree

YOU DANCED ON THE BEACH WITH NO CLOTHES ON while dozens of people with no clothes on didn't pay attention to you. You were wild yet disciplined as your floppy appendages smacked you on the chin. I thought that it was a good interpretive dance and that your doctorate in **** dancing was evident, but no one watched. I was so disgusted by the inattention that I vomited a lot, hitting 3 nudists, 1 of whom took a chunk of cottage cheese puke in the eye. This was a night that I'll not soon unremember.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Oct 2024

You're nice and I like your wide face and the way you walk on the beach, but your bomb threats and fascination with eating Alpo for breakfast has driven a wedge between us.