She wakes him up with breakfast on the night stand. Two eggs over-easy and lightly burnt on the bottom so the yolks don't run, two pieces of sourdough toast cut diagonally, and a cup of coffee / no sugar, no cream / brewed at 8:15, two hours after she got up to clean the house. She mopped the floors twice, tied the trash bags and set them at the curb. She tested, dusted, and retested the stagnant ceiling fans. She vacuumed the rugs and wiped down all wood, granite, and steel surfaces.
She lemon Pledges allegiance to him.
While he's at work, she cleans his laundry. She clean-presses his button-ups, making sure to cut any stray threads and neatly mend any loose seams. She irons a firm crease in his pants and shines his all-black wingtips. She doesn't use Kiwi. Something high-class that I've never heard of. When he comes home and sets his briefcase near the furnace vent to sulk in his leather chair, she consoles him. She pulls the lace hem of her sundress to her waist and ***** his **** until he comes to his senses. You look like a billion-dollar, gold-plated monument feeding the world rosegold birdseed from your immaculate palm binding my hair like a Dutch Warmblood's tail, darling. She dabs the corners of her mouth trying not to smudge her lipstick, straightens her dress, and hurries off to wash his car.