i’ve had too much to drink tonight.
please excuse me if i stumble.
have you ever been to a bar where you want to piss in the sink?
not in any, “fuck this place” sort of way,
just,
on principle.
this is the sort of place
where patrons
piss in the sink.
the sort of tavern,
where the sink pissers are;
where you thank god for grime;
where it’s not just atlanta dirty;
where,
should you piss in that sink,
you are not just sullying the reputation of one befouled public house,
but are continuing in a proud tradition,
of most noble and illustrious drinkers.