i’ve had too much to drink tonight. please excuse me if i stumble.
have you ever been to a bar where you want to **** in the sink? not in any, “**** this place” sort of way, just, on principle.
this is the sort of place where patrons **** in the sink. the sort of tavern, where the sink ******* are; where you thank god for grime; where it’s not just atlanta *****; where, should you **** in that sink, you are not just sullying the reputation of one befouled public house, but are continuing in a proud tradition, of most noble and illustrious drinkers.