For the old timers like me The day they burned their bras and gained equality And so with my ex wife we decided to build a rockery A rock garden I turned to her with honest voice Said fetch the rock that's over there She shook her head flashed her golden hair Said I'm just a woman and that's not fair I said it weighs 140 pounds and I can move it easily You said you were as good as me On the day your ***** were freed Anyway I moved the rock and set it in its place Then she turned and looked at me with mud upon her face Oh what a mess she said to me, mud smeared front and back And so I said my darling you spend a fortune on mud packs I said I'll take the burden of the heavy lifting work She said typical man your just a ******* **** So being a gentleman I said don't worry darling all is not yet lost Just fill the gaps in those there rocks with all that good compost She turned to me with a look to **** a look forlorn and lost I burned my bra for equality but what the hell is good compost