I sat next to a **** fox at the
bar
It was a stumble really--I didn't
see her and barely made it onto the
stool
But she scooted to the left and brushed
my right arm
I glanced and said,
"Hi."
She smiled and asked how I was doing.
I responded with,
"What are you drinking?"
She giggled and said she was sipping on
a *** and coke

I got the bartender's attention and told him,
"*** and coke"

He brought it back and sat it between
the two of us--
     I threw him six bucks.

She drained her drink and reached for the
*** and coke.
--I slipped in quicker and grabbed the glass;
gulped it

The fox looked confused

I smirked,
     stood up,
          and walked out.