(I'm sorry)

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of beer
jill got drunk and ran off with the closest guy near
jack got mad, grabbed a gun, and headed toward the door
caught that **** at the car and killed that little *****

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hickory dickory dock
I'm in a race against the clock
my life's no fun
i'm on the run
hickory dickory dock

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little jack Horner sat in the corner
eating his Christmas pie
"is this all I get"? "this pie tastes like ****"
and he wished his mom and dad would die

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rainbows end

I have been to rainbows end
that's where I met a little friend
now my story can be told
a leprechaun stole my *** of gold

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sailor's delight

he sat sail on wavy seas
without a worry, red skies at night
there was more than just a breeze
and no other vessels were in sight

blown out to sea, he grabbed his radio
his mayday was answered with words to confuse
there's a hurricane on its way you know
didnt you even watch the news?

his trip went from bad to worse
he broke the hull and cracked his mast
as he sank, he spit and cursed
sailors delight my ***!