what do i want for christmas?
santa wants to know
i want chains and whips and lots of blow
i wanna x out the christ and call it xmas
i wanna stop thinking about all the exes i miss
i want stale smoke and sloppy kisses
i want fist fights and sneak disses
i don't want no jolly ****,
i want some of that molly ****
so if that fat **** with a beard wants to shimmy down my chimney,
tell him im not interested if he doesn't have whiskey
i won't bake no cookies for that cheerful *****
**** christmas it's halloween and i'm a witch
i wanna stop feeling suicidal
i wanna be my own teen idle
so if you really wanna get me something i want,
roll up a couple fat thick blunts.
some self confidence,
and someone to ****.