"Hey bud, you're taking up two parking spaces!"
" Same to you, pal!"
"Did you break all your fingers but that one!!!"
"Hey, kid! You're mom's looking for you. She's in hardware!"
"There's a 5 cart collision on aisle 6!" (store pa system)
"Daddy, I have to go the bathroom!" "NOW!!!"
"Has anyone seen a 4 year old boy wearing a black t-shirt with AC/DC on the front!!"
"Dad, they're out of toilet paper!"
"I locked the keys in the car!"
"Have you seen my purse!"
"Dad, the zipper on my pants broke!"
"What do you mean my card's been denied!!!!!!"
"I smell something burning!"
"Why is that fire truck pulling up behind us?"

and it goes on.....................

copyright: richard riddle Nov 11, 2014