**** you stupid boy For making me queasy and shy I've got butterflies in my tummy And stars in my eyes
**** you stupid boy I've got this stupid grin I cant wipe off my stupid face And now I've got goosebumps on my skin
My head is up in the clouds And my heart has bounded to space Today I put on my t-shirt in reverse And set my pancakes ablaze
Today I walked into a wall From giggling at my phone I got hit by a bus Instead of walking straight home
When the bus hit me I was still smiling and did not move my feet Now I have to explain to my terrified parents How I broke all my teeth
The puzzled doctor was astonished He said I’m sorry there’s no prescription I can give That can cure your chronic state of love-sickness And hopefully let you live
**** you stupid boy You’ve got me on a thrill My hearts on a roller coaster ride And quickly going downhill
**** you stupid boy you make my face go red when I read your stupid messages when im supposed to be in bed
**** you stupid boy You've got me in complete reverse I mopped the dog and walked the mop Please break this silly curse
The other day I was walking and suddenly the lights went low then I realized I had walked into an open sewer that was left unclosed on the floor
I’m wrapped around your finger And there's not a single trace Of a sense of focus On my absent minded lovesick face
**** you stupid boy You’ll be the death of me Next time the bus won’t break my teeth I’ll just be history.