I just saw a Turkey and an oven running down Main Street The Turkey being the main treat The oven determined not be a defeat Trimmings revenge in retreat The Turkey continues to run Well the oven and trimmings are all out of breath from so much fun But they don’t know we are nowhere near done The oven in a fiery turn Done or not that Turkey is going to be a cooked urn But according to a Main Street witness, they saw a Turkey running with a surprised look Camera’s were ready in took So much for food for thought Now what meat will be sought? However, the Turkey is the tradition I am on my own Turkey catching mission After that bird! You heard! I caught that Turkey trying to escape All I had to do was act like an ape The Turkey is finally in the oven It’s 9:00 AM for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade to start Step away from the kitchen and make your mark A day to give thanks, but on Thanksgiving, I refuse to serve franks.