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They have found what is purported to be the

first Poem

ever written

(about 5000 years old )

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There are 2 possible translations

The first one is

I LOVE YOU !

the second one is

**** ME !

I ' M YOUR ***** !

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A very acrimonious Argument has ensued
amongst the linguist/archeologists around these 2 possible translations

and many say there are deep political attitudes at play

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She said

I LOVED YOU AND YOU CHEATED ON ME

AND BROKE MY HEART !!

I looked at her in astonishment and finally said

BUT

I DON'T EVEN        KNOW YOU !!!

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THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH !

she cried aloud

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OH !

I said

NOW                            

I UNDERSTAND

ALL THEM CHEESY " LOVE POEMS "

ON HELLO POETRY !!

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It's just that sometimes I get

Disrespectful of disrespectfulness

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As far as the poem is concerned

I was fortunate enough to see the original

And can state that BOTH translations were wrong !

Because I a true expert on these things could tell right off

that it was written by

BERYL DOV

and in his own eclectic ,elliptic manner he was saying

RAY ' S PIZZA ! - THE GREATEST

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Eventually

Science can explain everything

Albeit

Most times incorrectly