Shall I compare thee to a Winter’s night ? Thou art more ugly and more bitter cold: Soft fogs do wrap the vestiges of light, And winters lease hath all too long a hold: Sometimes too cold the hand of hell can feel, And rarely is her blackness ever lit; And every shade and shadow oft conceal, By scheme, or nature’s sly force of habit But thy eternal winter will not pass Nor find concession in the surgeon’s knife Nor can repair or lift your sagging **** When in infernal lines is etched your life So long as men can wink and ribs can poke So long lives this, and you are such a joke.
Shakespearean Sonnet form but with a dash of satire