They say if you cry, you cry alone. They say it’s a dog eat dog world out there and it isn’t made of sugarplums and rainbows. But there is a pretty side to this world. Smile and the world smiles with you Laugh and the world laughs with you Hysterically cackle for 10 minutes straight in dead silence for no apparent reason at the local supermarket and the world slowly backs away from you and calls the mental hospital (then you scream: I can’t go back!!)
Ohhhh, riiiight! THAT’S why I don’t have a boyfriend!