The cold mouth of the bottle never told me it loved me, but, it never told me it hated me neither. It never spouted a geyser of derision designed to drown my heart, and brow beat me into submission. It never caressed my cheek, a second before trying to scratch out my eyes. It never called the lone declaration of my affection a pack of halfassed lies. It might **** me one day, suffocate my brain, and perforate my liver... But, the bottle never told me it loved me, before trying to destroy me.