Ignore me at your peril Cheryl,
but I won't go away,
You may date that bloke but he's a joke and
they say that he's already wed and
I heard his flat is being repossessed,
his cat is full of fleas,
I stress the fleas 'cause they're not nice,
a bit like head lice but all over,
a bit like him all over you.
Ignore me at your peril Cheryl, and
you're a fool,
he's using you and he's a 'tool'
and he comes from Liverpool,there's
nothing worse than that.