Every year the same deal treats obtained too early under the seasonally seductive store lights nestled next to the fake fall foliage become mysteriously rerouted from their final destination as intense inspections conducted under the guise of quality control these pilfered provisions perform a vanishing act visions of sad costumed tots at the doorway with empty bags hurry a return visit for rapid replacements tragedy narrowly averted once again
Every year I buy Halloween candy too early and wind up noshing on too many...and then have to buy more to avert the disaster of running out of candy on Halloween night ... I wrote this a few years back , finished it today !