Please don’t **** nor eat me
Find a Duck to eat you see
Just because it’s a tradition on Thanksgiving Day
There must be another meat to eat I say
Try another solution being another way
Now put that ax away
I am determined it won’t be my neck on this day
I will continue to gobble until the very end
I hope the ax just bends
Then you won’t be able to begin
I will not die in defeat
You will not try me like I am some treat
As a Turkey, we are strong and I will use my feat
This is a Turkey rebel and you will see and I won’t tell
I am not no Butterball too be put on the shelf to sell.