i like to swing sideways
and laugh when i am alone
i like to stand naked in the rain in the summertime
and leave naughty messages to myself on my phone

i love to clean my ears
and tickle a spot on my right hip
and i like to wear reading glasses i dont need on my head
and i like to play with this little hair thats on my upper lip

i love the smell of gasoline
i like to shave my arms and feet
i like to bite my toenails off (come on doesnt everybody)
i love to smear mayo and jelly on almost every kind of meat

i love vinegar on broccoli
i almost always like to feel sad
Most people i know think im just plain old crazy
But the one who knows me best calls me barking mad!!!!!!!!