Some people say
"Yay Valentines day"
But what's all the fuss?
It kind of makes me want to cuss.
Cheesy cards and dinner dates
What stress this creates
Roses, hearts, and candy
Poems can also come in handy
I know you won't write me one
Because we're done done done
So instead here's one for you
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I fucking hate you