I guess I'll just wait in baggage claim forever, But you know what? That's okay. I've been guessing which bag belongs to who, For the better part of the day. And I am matching them most effortlessly, Most people are easily read, "The khaki bag with the khaki pants", Goes the dialogue in my head. It's a game I have found, helps pass the time, Makes my mood a bit more light, While I stand with my thumb, you know where, Expecting a cancelled flight.