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The rule that if a

he / thing's
**** thing
Was          Hard
Would lead to punishment

Caused the
He / thing's

To start rubbing their **** things
Whenever they got hard

One day a
he / thing

With a hard ******
Accidentally bumped against
Another
He / thing

And the ****** wedged between his legs
And went up into his **** hole !!

and lo !
It exploded and came safely back
To normal

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WOW !

THAT WAS           QUEER
he said

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The other
he / thing
Said

WELL
IT DIDNT BOTHER ME

IN FACT
IT MADE ME FEEL SORTA GOOD!

ALMOST            GAY !!

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YEAH
Said the other
he / thing

GAY SOUNDS BETTER THAN QUEER