Its raining again cried the queen of hearts, when speaking with the jester. The king of hearts got really jealous. Such a silly card was he.
The queen of hearts she bowed and scraped. with full respect intact. The jester was a nuisance. Wrong place. Wrong time. Always was Joker man,. He spent his life pestering her pretty face. Jester needs to let her be. The king of clubs, A party chap. Queen of clubs, she partied too. Far too much 'twas said. She thought jesters conduct was really rather wrong. As she passed the regal ****. The queen of diamonds, she wore another royal ring. She didn't want the diamond king. Thrashed his great reputation. The queen of hearts was her sweet lover. A secret pact. Twas, based on luck. The chance of never getting caught. Made such a pretty pair. They did. Two ladies in red. They had an affair. The jester crept into the room. Saw the king of hearts distress on hearing this dark news. Snatched the hand of the king of hearts. Stole him by the hand. The king of hearts was also gay. (c) Livvi