All fiery lizards are instinctive hoarders They love to to fill their cave to the boarders With anything from gold to well groomed shrubs This all mama dragons teach to their scaly cubs This dragon in particular prefers to collect books Strange he doesn't ****** up riches with his mighty hooks Odd taste doesn't bother our winged friend For he has no numb knights who want to contend Silly sirs only want pretty damsels and crops on good loam None are interested in his scrolls, and big dusty tome Yes, this allows for plenty of time for him to study his loot As his collection grows, so too this dragon is more astute No other wyvern can challenge his knowledge He has enough intellect to out wit any college Unfortunately, the nature of his species is the only contrary. For every time he sneezes he burns down half of his library