Throughout my life I swear  I've heard it all ,

That white  mommies don't have brown babies.( guess we showed them mom)

It is just a rash, um yea, you know that's scabies?

That havin rhythm is just the same as birth control.

Just take one hit.... May as well go on and sell your soul .

The infamous, nothing is ever as bad as it may seem.

Remember there is no I in the word team.(  but there's is one on win hehe)

Don't act like your **** don't stink.  

The classic, the end is closer than we  think.

There is no such thing as a stupid question... Yea Right!

We all look the same if we turn off the light.

It will only hurt for a minute( well that really depends now doesn't it)

The water is not cold..go ahead jump in it.

To the shamless, don't worry I promise I'll call.

Let me stop  right there, cuz really now I've heard it all