me being part of a poetry contest was a scam
lol
every time I touch my own face I think of cutting parts of it off with one of those electric pumpkin carvers
lol
i imagined dying from taking 20 diet pills
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I imagined I would call someone on the phone and announce to them that I’m dying
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I will never publish a book
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I might even die before I’m like, 17
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my dad never remembers how old I am but that’s ok I don’t know how old he is either
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probably like, 47 or something
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this isn’t as funny as i thought it would be
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when I was 6 I accidentally broke my uncles rake and I felt bad for years even though it wasn’t a great rake probably like 8 dollars
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i don’t think my parents are a great couple but whatever
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there’s a whole bunch of scratches on my thigh
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I feel I’m a poor excuse for a human
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I have all the spyro games but I only have beat 4 of them
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I tried throwing a paper in the recycling bin about 3 feet from my desk and I missed
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