A young man was laying in hospital, face covered by an oxygen mask
A young nurse comes over to give him a partial sponge bath
Young man mumbles, nurse are my testicals black
Nurse says I don't know I'm just here to sponge bath your top half
Young man, its important are my testicals black
Young nurse, well its not my job but I guess I can check
So the nurse lifts his gown and takes a look, she pokes and prods and checks everything
Young man removes the oxygen mask and says
Nurse that was absolutely amazing but all I wanted to know was

Are my test results back