I AM THE BAD GUY IN THIS STORY, YOU ARE THE PRINCESS IN THE TOWER. HE WILL BE YOUR KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR, AND I AM THE DRAGON PACING EVERY HOUR.
WHO AM I TO BE YOUR KNIGHT? YOU PUSH ME OUT AND LOCK THE TOWER. HE WILL COME ALONG WITH HIS SHINY SWORD, AND THE DRAGON WILL RUN AND COWER.
YOU SAY YOU NEED NO KNIGHT AFTER ALL, SO YOU RUN FAR AWAY FROM THE TOWER. THE KNIGHT GOES AWAY AND THE DRAGON IS LEFT ALONE. AND SO HE SITS ALONE IN THE TOWER.
I ONCE STOOD TALL, BUT NOW I'M SHORT, I REALIZE YOU DON'T NEED ME ANYMORE. SO I'LL SIT HERE WAITING FOR ANOTHER PRINCESS TO COME LOCK THE DOOR.