I'm off-kilter. A thought quilter without a filter.
how about salad on your **** while I cover you with ranch dressing?
I'll have you undress me and stand on me between my groin and *** cheeks
up against the wall in a head stall
You'll shave my ***** and glue the hair to my inner thighs while I lick your eyes
then I'll spit in your mouth after going down south on your front and back
shove a black ***** in your gage hole
then put my ***** in your other ear
so you can hear me *******  
"**** on my face!" I say
she says "no way"
she complained that it would ruin her day
it ruined my day