My old favorite underwear Missing, probably trashed You wouldn't approve, wouldn't dare I have to always look pretty, Even if I have to ***, Always have to wear something that shows me off When I really just want to wear ******* socks You want ****, hot, Lacey aught To do the trick, right? Can't I just wear my Fruit of the Loom old underwear? Why do I have to follow your rules? *******, you're a fool You can't make me do anything, So I won't do anything for you