Imagine the outrage If a band, all-male members, Refuse to play tunes for the opposite gender.
Imagine the uproar The venue would face For excluding a half of their customer base.
“It’s rank discrimination!” The ladies would moan. If the males got to listen while the girls stayed at home.
Yet the Bulletproof Stockings, That band that wears wigs, Exclude guys from their concerts Not just chauvinist pigs.
“It’s a matter of Faith!” The girl band members say; No guys at their gigs! No men hear them play.
Yet I’ve heard pious Pastry chefs Don’t get to choose. If gay brides want a cake It’s a crime to refuse.
An Orthodox authoress who published a tome would be most put out if male buyers stayed home.
So if girl musicians seek public expression They ought to think twice about gender oppression.
Its great that they’re keeping an orthodox home. But enough of these concerts For women alone.
An all girl orthodox Jewish rock band banned all male patrons from their concert and played for women only. Apparently Religion dictates that they are only to perform for the husbands, presumably as solo acts. Apparently their all female audience, who would cheerfully **** a baptist baker for discriminating against a gay married couple, see no harm in excluding male members from the audience. The band should change their name to the Bona Dea.