Today, I was sitting on the SEPTA, on my way to work as usual. Suddenly, a Secane Bro appeared. This wasn't just any bro, it was a special breed, rare and only to be found at the Secane station between the hours of 7 am to 9 am and again from 4 pm to 6pm.
These are the Indian research bros.
They come in with gelled hair, starched shirts (ranging from pink, sorry, salmon, to white) and the indelible odor of Indian cooking and men's cologne. For a more science-driven bro, a heavy backpack is essential, while the cooler bros have headphones and briefcases.
The bros are often self-conscious and gang together. They rarely have a female companion, since such a thing is against the bro-code. They always sit together, or at least in the same car.
Most of all, the bros have hope. They are ambitious, flying fish in the dreary SEPTA morning atmosphere, zealous believers willing to jump through whatever loop and hoop to get their own piece of the American dream.