I was happily pottering in the garden casually 'trimming my bush' when the neighbours, who are usually quite chatty wouldn't make eye contact and began to blush
I couldn't understand it as my bush really needed cutting back surely they didn't want that staring at them like a monster ready to attack
Maybe it was the mess I made as there was a lot to clear up tumbleweeds rolling all over the place It was quite an unruly little shrub
Anyway, the job's done now I'll pack the tools away 'til next year and I hope the neighbours will resurface soon 'my bush', they'll no longer have to fear
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I really hope this made you all laugh or smile, at least! : )