seven different alarms to wake you up
Sleep through all
But the one screaming at you
To head to work.

****!!!
Run around the house
trying to get ready
Gunna be late!

RUN!
run to work
jog, fast walk
whatever it takes!

FALL!!!
Trip and fall
Twisting ankle
Not even half way there
Limp painfully all the way to work

Swollen ankle
pain radaiting up the leg
Tears coming down.

Soda explosion
all over the desk
barely missing the keyboard!

Saturday misfortune
Has fallen upon me

****** Saturday work days

Cant freaking stand them