I'm on the dole, in therapy, taking meds and posting statuses. I drink far too much caffeine and read too little. The cops are bad and the drug dealers, good. I wear shades to hide fatigue and spoil pavements with cigarette ends and receipts. I stay awake all night meditating, looking for that deep-sleep pill and peace of mind.
I'm a modern man and an old soul, stretched out on a beach towel in suburbia. I punctuate my day with digital smiles and late night calls to my pillow-talk sweetheart. All milestones are published, doctored and time-stamped to ensure that every moment is lived in memory. The sky is concrete and the ceiling, made
of glass. I watch tree surgeons clean the economy's veins, retired carpenters tending to their miniature Eden, as the rapists neck their third can by the fire escape. There are hosepipe bans and water-gun fights, crowded hospitals and empty funds. The government are insane and only the lunatic fringe can
make sense of things. I'm sleeping naked and checking my prostate in the shower. There are bowel movements in the cubicles and Zionism rolls on by through every other wide-screen joint in town. I'm chasing jobs and avoiding eye-contact, throwing coins into the wishing well and hoping for change. I'm a modern man and a miserable Old ****.