Have you noticed how bad news arrives In packs of three collectively? How odours cling to secret parts Unless they’re washed selectively? How luck deserts the most deserved Right in their hour of need? How the will deserts the injured When their wounds begin to bleed? How the mysteries of the universe Defy all logics' course And the brave desert the battle With the Captain on his horse. How that ******* thing called happenstance Will upstage us every day And the thieves who owe us money Intend to actually not repay. How the rot is in the woodwork And the stench pervades the air And your wallets always empty Because the Missus beat you there. How you’re feeling kinda flat When things refuse to spin your way, ....How ya should have stayed in bed And ****** cancelled out today!
Marshalg Up to my backside in trouble. 23 Novermber 2010