Look at me I can dress so well I can walk like ****** I can not notice it at all. Listen to me I made you laugh Aren't I so funny? Just my personality, I suppose. Touch my skin Ain't it grand? I work out 3 hours a day And still think I'm plain. Give your opinion Of how you feel about my existence. Oh gosh, you're too kind. Of course I'm not THAT shy. Lean in to kiss Watch me pretend not to notice. Don't you love that you want me? Can I borrow a buck? Of course I'll pay it back! With a face like this I hardly have any spare change. Only the newest trends will do for me I want the brands to never age Like me. Say I look 20 not 33. I have the options to make men into brothers, lovers or friends But for some reason I'm still constantly searching. Why are those girls looking at me so jealously? Their lack of confidence ain't bothering me. Bitter little girls writing about me in their sad bits of poetry. I don't ask for attention It just follows me. It's not like anything bad Is catching up to me. I have him by my side But he catches my eyes wandering. 3 minutes in the joint and 6 has already been caught checking me. Oh my god! This song reminds me of ME! Let me dance to it while I pretend to be offended by someone grinding up on me. Don't hate me cause I'm doing me. Wait. Why aren't you looking?